14th July: New Moon 🌚

Happy new moon!

Some quick updates for you:

I saw the ancient Inanna tablet IN REAL LIFE 🤯

If you've been following my latest Substack articles, you'll have seen the Inanna stories and then low and behold:

I'm at the Great British Museum and I google "Inanna" and sure enough, the tablet I've posted pics of IS THERE 🤯

Now, aside from the fact that the Great British Museum is basically pirated loot that's been illegally stolen from all over the world, under the guise of "proper care" - it was thrilling to see the actual tablet.

Inanna Stories Here

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& more tomorrow

Remember that when you subscribe to my Substack, not only do you get weekly memoir entertainment and mystic eduction, but you ALSO get 15% off all readings and courses, like the much anticipated Alchemy of Desire.​

Wishes Do Come True

There's a particular depression that comes with the gift of prophecy - remember Casandra? Tragic fate. (I'll write about her soon in case you don't know who I'm talking about.)

When you know what you want exists, without proof or example, it creates this tension with time itself. You wait...and wait...and try not to go crazy waiting. This meantime is a mean time. It's torturous.

Nothing happens, for years and then quite suddenly, everything happens all at once.

This 2026 Wheel Of Fortune is cosmically the year of this for all of us.

Just because your time hasn't come yet, doesn't mean it isn't right around the corner.

~ your time is coming ~

My mystic Instagram is a treasure trove of insight and guidance for times like these. Here's your hanged man reminder if you're feeling deeply uncomfortable waiting. Tap it to open.

I've been biting my tongue to tell you about my poetry prophecy that took 10 years to come true 🤯 ~ I'll share it on the 29th July on Substack. ​

How To Wait

Until I learned about Woden, I battled with waiting my entire life.

I started studying Norse Mythology late last year and it's transformed and enriched my life.

Woden hung off the Tree of Life for 9 excruciating days and nights to learn the magick of the runes.

Deciding to cut New York 9 days short was how I unhung myself.

Then, yesterday at the Great British Museum, I bought my first set of Runes.

And so, from today's New Moon, you're invited to join me inside:

When you join my exclusive subscription you'll learn the language of runes and how to professionally read casts.

Reading runes is an ancient divination practice, and I'm looking forward to share my studies alongside you.

Soon I'll offer rune readings, but for now you can book me for tarot readings and psychic sessions ♥️

Email me to set a time.

​Alchemy of Desire​

If you're done waiting and reflecting and contemplating and want to dive in with both feet - then this lightning path is where it's at!

I've taken dozens of people through parts and pieces of this process over the past 10 years, alongside my own underworld journey. I've experiences glimpses and glimmers of light, only to be plunged back into the underworld again and again - sometimes by choice and sometimes through circumstance. I knew I'd come out the other side, I just didn't know when... but I guided others anyway, as a companion guide.

Through guiding and witnessing, it's become clear to me that:

I am not the cause. I am the catalyst.

You already have all the raw materials and ingredients for alchemy simmering (or festering) under the surface of your subconscious and I am here to mirror it back to you so that we transmute past trauma into your golden future 💛

I am here to remind you to:

Settle for Everything

You deserve more than you think you do and believe it or not, it has nothing to do with money. What you'll get is priceless...

Part of the magick is that I'm sworn to secrecy and am not allowed to tell you what it is. You need to be willing to not know and dive in anyway!

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Tonight's New Moon is about setting intentions for the month ahead.

A fresh start, A new beginning.

I hope you manifest your dreams with your fullest intention!

And to support you as you do, here's a summary of the New Moon Magickal Offers I've mentioned in this newsletter:

6 New Moon Magickal Offers

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​Tarot Reading​

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​Psychic & 1:1 Sessions​

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Saving the biggest and best for last...

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That's it for now!

Love, Lauren